April 2012
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
mr-iclemyer:
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♕dandelion dream♕: Summary of what EXO said at the... →
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1. Lay says he sleeps with Chen. 2. Sehun says he likes Luhan. 3. Baekhyun wants to get close to Kris because he is really good looking. 4. Tao did bbuing bbuing for the aegyo competition. 5. Suho is afraid of Tao but actually Tao is cute girl. 6. When asked about their most memorable moment, Kris said it’s with the fans today. 7. EXO says they bath together but fans...
March 2012
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Difference between Beliebers and all other...
Beliebers: SHUT UP HE IS NOT GAY OMG LIKE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW A THING YOU ARE DUMB HE IS AS STRAIGHT AS A STICK AND LOVES VAGINA AND EATS IT FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER BECAUSE HE IS NOT GAY OKAY
Other fanbases: SHUT UP THEY ARE GAY OMG I SWEAR THEY JUST LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME AND YOU COULD SEE THE TOTAL CONNECTION THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND WHEN THEY'RE ALONE THEY HAVE ANAL SEX BECAUSE THEY ARE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY GAY OKAY
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A guide to Black Rock Shooter
The OVA: A girl makes a new friend who begins to drift away. She enters an alternate reality to try to save her and prove that they really are friends.
The game: A living weapon wakes up on a futuristic Earth where she is the last hope for humanity against an alien invasion.
Manga: A girl cleanses the lost souls of the world between heaven and hell known as the Threshold while trying to regain the memories of her previous life.
The anime: Young girls flip the fuck out when their friends make other friends.
EXO’s debut song: MAMA (dl)
SO GOOD
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“lay actually said he and chen sleep together” cr: yundorphin
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"Exo's title song will be revealed in a few...
immasangtaeyou:
cr: @unitedexo
PERFORMING INTO YOUR WORLD
kmexoplanet:
AND IM NOT THERE TO LISTEN
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Accoring to EXO Tao has the most aegyo.
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I need to go to sleep so when I wake up all of the...
Tazo's China Green Tips Tea smells like seaweed...
