Anonymous Procrastinatr

A poem by my best friend

Written by http://comeonsmilekid.tumblr.com/

Renzo, Renzo

I love you, my hoe

Renzo, Rnezo

For penises, we are pro…

Renzo, Renzo…

to whom I’ll surrogate your baby

The Kurt to my Mercedes

more ass than an African lady…

Renzo, Renzo

My bestie for ever-estes

my friend with a mutual love for testes…

you say you aren’t Kurt, but please

I say personalities are minor details, can’t you see?

You’re my unicorn

my direction partner in porn

My roomie with a perverted soul

my friend, who loves to troll

The Fuuuck to my Me Guesta meme

the coolest Asian I’ve ever seen

You are the starkid Ron to my starkid Potter

Because together, we are totally awesome!

I fucking love you

So much, I had to cuss!

-Willow/Airyho/Airayana


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